Seven Random Acts of Confession

I have been tagged by LDP to list 7 random facts about myself.

1. Like LDP I like to play a game where I make other people's words sound dirty. Only, unlike LDP, I am crass enough to say these thoughts out loud.

2. I have a filthy mouth. I was forbidden to say anything that sounded like a curse word while I was growing up. Even "shoot" was off limits. I think this is part of the reason why I have a filthy mouth but I also think I like the shock factor. I look like a very sweet girl who would never utter such filth. So, I feel compelled to push the limits.

3. I love children but don't ever want to have any of my own. I would go so far as to get my tubes tied if my insurance covered it. For some reason lots of people are offended when I say this and I can never for the life of me figure out why.

4. I didn't learn to drive until I was in my 20's. I was deathly afraid to drive and now I cannot remember why.

5. I have a rare personality types (if you believe in such things). I'm an INFJ and I have on occasion had psychic experiences. I swear I don't read palms or tarot cards or have psychic visions all the time but I have had several dreams that came true. The first one I remember was when I was around 5 years old. My mom was contemplating moving to a new town and living with a friend she used to work with who had recently moved and gotten a great new job. After my mom told my sister and I the news, I had a dream that her friend's house burned down. I told my mom the dream and that we couldn't move. A few days later my mom's friend had a huge fire at her house and it burned to the ground.

6. I have a rich fantasy life. I take the train to work and I often imagine different events unfolding. For example; if I'm listening to a really great song on my Ipod, I imagine the song blaring through the train on the loud speaker and everyone dancing in the aisles. Of course, I imagine myself singing the lyrics. Sometimes I have hero fantasies. I imagine someone getting on the train with a gun and I'm standing in the aisle holding on to an overhead bar. I spot the person with the gun and do a pull up on the bars as fast as lightening and then do an amazing kick/thrust move that propels me into the gunman and pins him to the ground. I wrestle the gun away and hit him in the head with it repeatedly. I don't have any aggression issues or anything. I also fantasize about winning the lottery but never ever buy a ticket.

7. I am not very adventurous. I tend to go to the same places and do the same things. I guess I'm a creature of habit but then I worry I'm missing out on something. I suppose my lack of adventure translates in to impulse control issues (see numbers 1 & 2) and to a rich fantasy life as mentioned above in number 6.